Friday, January 10, 2014

I Started A War

I started a war and I am loosing. I thought my wife was spending too much time looking at her phone so I decided to start taking a picture of her everytime she looked at it. It was very effective. She didn't like those pictures and I am now getting more attention than the phone. However she is retaliating. She has one very uncomplimentary picture of me looking at my phone before I got out of bed one morning. She says that's her black mail picture in case I ever publish any of the photos I took of her on facebook. She is also being very sneaking about her attacks. At lunch today she was pretending to be looking at her phone. I thought I might be able to sneak a picture in so I tried to get my phone ready for a picture without her knowing. That's when she nailed me again. Here I am looking like a deer caught in headlights. She was just getting the camera ready.